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Mikey , from Surrey B.C.
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boyexemplified:

aliens don’t wanna hang out with us because we’re embarrassing and also still capitalist

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

purplesupremacist:

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

Right now.

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

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