February 2011
“Why would anyone ever smoke weed when they could just mow a lawn?”
– Hank Hill (via stephaniesanders)
January 2011
the best thing about The Onion is the headlines
“Honey, I’m Not Going To Stand Here And Debate The Merits Of The First Two B-52’s LPs In Front Of The Whole Supermarket” “Winona Ryder Finally Agrees To Sleep With Generation X”
“Jim Davis, Guy Who Does ‘Heathcliff’ Get Together For Annual Lunch To Discuss Doing Cat Cartoons”
“‘Vogue’ Assistant Photo Editor Tasked With...
“I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.”
– Garth Marenghi (via nevillebamshoot)
when i first came to see you, i called it Houston street. could we meet? show me all the things you see. i’m one more here, some old-timer pioneer who believes with a shaken faith i still have some cool. i could leave you here with your people if i’m the flag you’d not prefer to wave.
you’re always in my head, you’re just what i wanted. i live in constant...
“Perhaps, not only to attain her but also to conjure away her dangers, all that...”
– One Hundred Years of Solitude, Gabriel Garcia Marquez (via -fromtheyellowroom)
recitation:
“The house became full of love. Aureliano expressed it in poetry that had no beginning or end. He would write it on the harsh pieces of parchment that Melquiades gave him, on the bathroom walls, on the skin of his arms, and in all of it Remedios would appear transfigured: Remedios in the soporific air of two in the afternoon, Remedios in the soft breath of the roses, Remedios in the...
“‘Anything worth living for,’ said Nately, ‘is worth dying for.’
‘And everything...”
– Catch 22. (via erudite-mess)
may angels lead you in. hear you me, my friends. on sleepless roads the sleepless go, may angels lead you in.
“who are you, Comrade Question?”
– Archer
headstrong, you and long arms, listing lazily, on the cusp of your teens, but you were my Avery, and when you needed saving, i could just grab you, by the nape of your neck, there are times life will rattle your bones and will bend your limbs and you’re still far and away the boy you’ve ever been, so you bend back, and shake at the frame, at the frame you made, but...
i watched the social network for the second time...
my feelings about it are extremely conflicted.
on the one hand, it’s a very compelling movie. i always found myself interested in what was happening.
on the other hand, i fucking hate this movie. more specifically, the character of mark zuckerburg. he’s a smart guy, sure, witty, etc. but who could possibly be this guy’s friend? he’s a completely unlikable character from...
i'm on facebook right now and watching 'The Social...
this is soooooo meta
just started the new decemberists
a minute and a half into the first track and i can already tell this album is going to be great.
jimmy eat world - always be
i’m alone in...
1 tag
"women are essentially no different from...
before long i was too cold and so i took a bus back to the station. i found a letter left by a pay phone with no return contact, and it read like a horn blown by some sad angel: “bunny, it was me, it was me who let you down.” it was the shyest attempt i’d ever seen at conversation. but if i didn’t have you as my guide, i’d still wander lost in Sinai, counting...
I nearly forgot about this night
thenmikestates:
I’m pretty sure some of you bitches have read this before, but this is a firsthand account of an incredibly expensive drunken adventure I had last summer. I totally forgot that I had written it up and saved it, but here it is in all its glory. This account is as accurate as I could get it (I wrote it after I got home and before I went to sleep), and yes that girl was actually...
Hey Parker (or whoever else), need help quickly
thenmikestates:
High Fidelity or Say Anything? I need a movie to watch while I pretend to work and I’m leaning towards High Fidelity.
i was in class and i didn’t see this so it’s probably too late :(
BUT I SAY HIGH FIDELITY, assuming you haven’t seen it before
if you have, say anything imo
actually has a friday off work for once
today shall be excellent.
even if i end up doing absolutely nothing.
dear cute redhead in my bio lab,
why do you sit on the other side of the room?
sincerely, parker
bought a few movies today
pretty good haul imoimo:
the baxter easy a reign over me scott pilgrim vs. the world
currently watching 'The Baxter'
it’s about this guy (played by Michael Showalter) who is defined as a ‘Baxter’ (defined as the nice, dull guy in a romantic film who is dumped at the end of the story for the protagonist, usually after he delivers a speech of redemption), having previously been dumped in such a way three times previous. and when his fiancee (who he is due to be married in about a week) runs into...
Watchheard this song for the first time today
it’s so nice
can something be both satisfying and infuriating...
because that’s what i feel every time i see you whining on the internet
“The cure for pain is in the pain,
so it’s there that you’ll find me.
Until...”
– mewithoutYou (via yelyahwilliams)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
Hawthorne Heights (22)
Into It. Over It. (14)
The Promise Ring (12)
Polar Bear Club (12)
Fall Out Boy (10)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
chasing cars is a legitimately good song
and everyone who disagrees can go FUCK THEMSELVES
there was an advance screening for the season premiere of Archer at UT yesterday
and i MISSED IT
i didn’t even know about it until today
i guess i’ll just have to wait until tomorrow to watch it
"If a tree falls in a forest and I'm not there to...