December 2011
a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove...
l7one: l7one: I swear to god bruh Let me catch you in the streets Bruh I swear to god clearly my highlight of 2011
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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“I want the UN to pass a resolution that forces Morrissey to wear a bell so...”
– Clark (via sodrunkintheaugustsun)
Dec 31st
endlessly frustrated
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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officially going to see against me! on new years...
i am so excite
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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i’m increasingly aware i’ve been painting things in gray, i’m increasingly alarmed by the pain, i’m increasingly alive to every cloud up in the sky, i’m increasingly afraid it’s going to rain.
Dec 27th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Into It. Over It. (8) MeWithoutYou (4) Set Your Goals (4) New Found Glory (3) Fall Out Boy (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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just finished my 11 hour shift at work
time 2 play rock band :rock:
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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alexbergmans replied to your quote: little caeser’s is literally a hot circle of… Yeah but it’s only 5 dollars nigga i could get 20 mcnuggets for 5 dollars
Dec 25th
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“little caeser’s is literally a hot circle of garbage.”
– Holland “Crentist” Oates
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Ray Johnson: So let me get this straight. You're saying you dropped a surgical instrument into Mrs. Contiella's body, knowingly and deliberately?
Dr. Glenn Richie: I have been an exemplary surgeon for the last 20 years. A good citizen. A father. A family man. A husband.
Ray Johnson: Did you deliberately put the scissors into Mrs. Contiella's body?
Dr. Glenn Richie: I would never under any circumstances do anything to harm a patient unless I was doing it as a goof.
Ray Johnson: Did you put the scissors in?
Dr. Glenn Richie: I'm a practicing physician, sir...
Ray Johnson: Did you put the scissors in?
Dr. Glenn Richie: For the last 20 years, sir.
Ray Johnson: Did you put the scissors in?
Dr. Glenn Richie: I am not going to entertain this...
Ray Johnson: Did you put the scissors in?
Dr. Glenn Richie: AS A GODDAMN GOOF!
Dec 23rd
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“Her stories are boring and stuff, she’s always calling my bluff”
– Aristotle (via turnonthelitebrites)
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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let us die, let us die, then dying, we reply, “don’t you tell us about your suffering. no, look in our eyes, look in our eyes.” let us be, let us be. our closeness is such that wherever she rests her head, in the softness underneath, she’ll feel me. you’ll feel me. je leverai les yeux a toi. j’ai change cent foi de nom. je leverai les yeux a toi. je...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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I love Man Overboard. I hate Defend Pop Punk...
thenmikestates: The only pop-punk worth pop-punking was released between 1998 and 2006! These man overboard and wonder years weinerbutts* don’t know what they’re talking aboot *note: the wonder years are pretty good (and I’ve heard good things about man overboard) but their fans are annoying nigga please. there’s plenty of pop punk worth pop-punking nowadays (those bands you mentioned +...
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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(No) No Sleep Till Xmas 4... Bad News
nosleeprecords: Sadly this year will be without a No Sleep Till Christmas volume, i know it was promised but all the bands were unable to find time in their busy schedules to get it done in time. We have a couple songs that are still suppose to be coming in which we will be hopefully posting if we receive them in time, but there will be no fourth volume this year. Sorry everyone :( xxx Chris...
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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RIP Kim Jong Il Looking At Things Tumblr
alexbergmans: Because he is no longer going to be looking at things
Dec 19th
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marleymayi replied to your post: my car wouldn’t start in turkey creek for some… did you try turning the wheel? i did. my dad also tried to do things. it’s done broked.
Dec 19th
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my car wouldn’t start in turkey creek for some reason the key wouldn’t turn in the ignition had to get my dad to pick me up RIP
Dec 19th
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Listensheerhellishmiasma: Let’s - Baltimore Punx On...
Dec 18th
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i have the memory climb down the balcony. i put a flower on the back of its dress. it’s probably best to forget it. it’s probably best to let go. i paint it the shade of where the skin and the lip meet, only a moment after breaking the kiss. and i blur out everything else. that’s how i choose to remember it.
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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alexbergmans: Milk Duds are a dental conspiracy
Dec 18th
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TO ANYONE WHOSE DAD DOESN'T LIKE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
alexbergmans: HE IS NOT YOUR REAL DAD HE IS AN IMPOSTER DON’T LISTEN TO ANYTHING HE SAYS 
Dec 18th
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